Fat Fucks and Tiny Suitcases

Post by **anticlmber** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:51 pm

So the school that i go to has an abundance of,..... what's PC?? fat fucking people (FFP). These folks, the majority of the larger ones being women, block up the hallways, doorways, and even the parking lot like cholesterol in their already clogged arteries. Now i used to be large, (210 at 5'7") but not THAT large. On top of them blocking the way I also have to dodge their rolling suitcase. Holy hell fatman!! Some of these barracades on wheels are hardly big enough for an insulin pump let alone a book or two.

My question is which came first. The huge ass or does not having to haul stuff around lead to a fat ass??

Can your skin pop from being too fat??? this one lady at school will probably be the first to have it happen. i mean large.

Post by **pawilkes** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:18 pm

you're in school?

Post by **krampus** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:21 pm

adipose, only created, never destroyed.

Post by **ReachHigh** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:41 pm

you could make some $$ making back packs for those with extra fat backs.

Post by **mcrib** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:11 pm

Its good to hear you're fitting in with your new school friends.

Post by **512OW** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:51 pm

Bouldering came first. That created fat people.

Post by **edouble** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:25 pm

There is nothing more that I hate than rolling book bags.......unreal

Post by **anticlmber** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:46 pm

a books heavy, it ways more than a quarterpound(er)

Post by **tomdarch** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:50 pm

Heh! When I was in school we didn't have them high-tech wheelie thingy bags like them whipper snappers got nowadays! Yeah! Those are tennis balls on the feet of my walker! So what? We had to carry our books ON OUR BACKS! Yeah, I know I'm typing in all caps - that's what I meant to do, ya punk! We were tough back then. Not like the lily-livered twerps today! Sure, we had figured out how to avoid walking uphill in both directions to school, but we still had to actually lift and carry our books. And it made us tough! It built character! These Gen Y and Gen Z punks can't even slack for more than 5 minutes at a time. Carrying our books allowed us Gen Xers to be able to slack for months and even years, yeah, YEARS! at a time! Dang. America's doomed with this generation.

Post by **Shamis** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:57 pm

I really hate it when people at work have all their stuff in a little mini rolling briefcase.

IF YOU CAN'T CARRY YOUR BRIEFCASE FROM YOUR OFFICE TO YOUR CAR YOU SHOULD DIE.

As for fatties, maybe go to a better school? Dumb people are fatter.