I saw Jesus Christ at the Fayette mall

[bazoqop]

Or at least a very bad faux oil painting of him. He was very anglo and he had a mullet. There's this kiosk set up with a bunch of t-shirts and paintings with a JC theme. One painting had him rolling up his sleeves and flexing a very buff arm with a tattoo. I won't go into details about the one with JC and the drug addict...

I was thinking, damn...I'm no christian but, like, making bucks selling very bad art depicting your savior is kinda crass.

[gunslnga]

Or at least a very bad faux oil painting of him. He was very anglo and he had a mullet. There's this kiosk set up with a bunch of t-shirts and paintings with a JC theme. One painting had him rolling up his sleeves and flexing a very buff arm with a tattoo. I won't go into details about the one with JC and the drug addict...

I was thinking, damn...I'm no christian but, like, making bucks selling very bad art depicting your savior is kinda crass.

The Chinese are mainly Bhuddist

[bazoqop]

Or at least a very bad faux oil painting of him. He was very anglo and he had a mullet. There's this kiosk set up with a bunch of t-shirts and paintings with a JC theme. One painting had him rolling up his sleeves and flexing a very buff arm with a tattoo. I won't go into details about the one with JC and the drug addict...

I was thinking, damn...I'm no christian but, like, making bucks selling very bad art depicting your savior is kinda crass.

The Chinese are mainly Bhuddist

Nah, most Chinese aren't buddhist.

[ReachHigh]

what about nihilists?

[pawilkes]

somewhere in the bible is a verse that talks against tattoos so an image of Jesus flexing massive tattooed biceps seems even more silly to me.

[gunslnga]

Or at least a very bad faux oil painting of him. He was very anglo and he had a mullet. There's this kiosk set up with a bunch of t-shirts and paintings with a JC theme. One painting had him rolling up his sleeves and flexing a very buff arm with a tattoo. I won't go into details about the one with JC and the drug addict...

I was thinking, damn...I'm no christian but, like, making bucks selling very bad art depicting your savior is kinda crass.

The Chinese are mainly Bhuddist

Nah, most Chinese aren't buddhist.

And Jesus is a mullet wearing redneck??? So since we were all being presumptious, I threw in my 2 cents worth, sorry if I offended anyone,
just trying to point out it was probably "made in China" so Bhuddists would not care about making money off of good old boys who would buy it. I used to have a felt painting of dogs playing cards though

[bazoqop]

The Chinese are mainly Bhuddist

Nah, most Chinese aren't buddhist.

And Jesus is a mullet wearing redneck??? So since we were all being presumptious, I threw in my 2 cents worth, sorry if I offended anyone,
just trying to point out it was probably "made in China" so Bhuddists would not care about making money off of good old boys who would buy it. I used to have a felt painting of dogs playing cards though

Did I ever say Jesus was a redneck? I just said he had a mullet. You must have some kinda' prejudged ideal of the typical mullet head!

I've even seen mullets in Japan.

Also, having seen those paintings, it's beyond my comprehension that anyone from China coulda' rendered them. They're too spot on.


My dad had that same dog painting. I used to stare at it for hours....

[Crankmas]

ReachHigh, they have Flea's costume from that role in the Hard Rock Casino in lostwages

[Pru]

Jesus even loves mullets! (Which might lead many to conclude that his taste is questionable.)

[KD]

i like that picture of jesus eatin' dinner with all his friends - its so cool. i saw a bunch of them prints in velvet in tennessess at gatlinburg - i want one for my trailer. i think it was called "jesus eating dinner" or something like that.