hey i figured out why the system takes so long. it has to do with the hydrotransfixalator in the c drive. something about the ip address freezing with no conception of displacement.
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
Hydrotransfixalator? Man, if Ray was hosting this on a *nix box, he'd only have to deal with a fixaltranshydronator, which, of course, conceives IP displacement much better than stinky ol' Windows!