you know you're getting old when

Post by **Sunshine** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:28 pm

What was the question? Oh yea......When you ask your cool "young" climbing partners to just think of you as daddy!

Post by **Artsay** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:51 pm

One day in college in Georgia my friend, Terry Ferg, was watching a group of freshman walk by during orientation and said to me, "I know I'm getting old now because I'm checking out the freshman's MOMs!".

Post by **Meadows** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:51 pm

Hoosier Daddy?

Post by **Christian** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:01 pm

Do you know what one saggy breast said to the other saggy breast?

"we better straighten up or people will think we're nuts."

Post by **Stewy911** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:21 pm

Hey Artsay, there are some beautiful Milfs out there. I dont ever feel old looking at them!

Post by **charlie** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:51 pm

Stewy911 wrote:Hey Artsay, there are some beautiful Milfs out there. I dont ever feel old looking at them!

What he said.

Post by **quicksilver** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:13 pm

People pass you on the trails at the Red and say "How"s it going SIR!"

Post by **Spragwa** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:12 pm

Don't feel bad, I refer to everyone over the age of eighteen as sir or ma'am if I don't know them. It drives Ho crazy.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Sun Jun 30, 2024 8:52 am

Do you ever find yourself saying, "He/She's a nice kid"? I kind of cringe a moment after I say something like that. It's like I look at them and realize how utterly unfinished they are... and I'm simultaneously aware how far from being finished I am. When I was a "kid" I had no clue how far from being complete I was.

I've managed to refrain from making a statement about all the young Americans that aren't going to ever grow up because of the fraudulent war in Iraq... OH CRAP! Sorry.