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Andrew the man-servant
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:06 am
by 512OW
I was thinking that since I was sponsored now, I'd like to have a man-servant.
Andrew, since you've been asking for the position for some time now, I figured I'd be generous and let you have it.
It may rain on Saturday. Bring an umbrella. I like my coffee with sugar and milk. Not too hot. Finger sandwiches. PB&J. Not those big sandwiches... no, no big sandwiches. Cut the crust off as well.
Oh, and wear pink, please.
Thanks... and congratulations!
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:25 am
by endercore
wow congrats andrew!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:40 am
by Andrew
I have been your man servant for a while now Kris. Stop lieing to the people. I have been warming up by hanging draws on your projects for years now. I even climb the route again at the end of the day to get them for you just to cool down. Things are really no different.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:41 am
by the lurkist
The Pope is here and he said yesterday he ws ashamed for the pedophile priest scandal. I mention it to you, Odub, so that you will not abuse your positional authority as god head over Andrew.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:18 pm
by young'n climber
Kris Hampton is a turd burglar.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:18 pm
by jschnell
hearts are breaking across the ohio river valley tonight.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:30 pm
by Horatio Felacio
speaking of the pope, it cracks me up to think of him masturbating.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:57 pm
by MSMITH
Is the pope even allowed to masturbate?
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:05 pm
by quiet please
I wanted to weigh in until Odub started this pope materbation thread. Hey Odub, isn't anything sacred?
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:12 pm
by rhunt
MSMITH wrote:Is the pope even allowed to masturbate?
Is the Pope Catholic?