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Rack envy

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:57 am
by Jay
Climbing today in Muir Valley, the topic of conversation once again turned to that ever-present necessity of climbers, the rack. Of course, as is known to happen, an argument over the ideal rack size ensued. This lead to the inevitable comparison of rack size:

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At first glance, I would appear to have the upper hand.
However, on closer inspection, it can be illustrated that my partner has a more than ample rack for the requisite climbing duties:

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All that was necessary was the proper equipment to fully utilize said rack, in this case a black bustier with pink lace accents:

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Needless to say, an afternoon of quality climbing was the result:

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*edited so photos would post in all browsers*

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:21 am
by dbarless
awww look at those shiny new stoppers!!!!!

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:59 am
by Winterstorm
:roll: can't take 'em anywhere

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:21 am
by shrug7
:shock:

Girl...

Re: Rack envy

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:50 am
by der uber
Jay wrote:utilize

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:09 am
by DriskellHR
sorry I did not go climbing now....... :(

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:26 am
by Wes
The img src tag doesn't work, just use instead.

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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:59 am
by pigsteak
omg...now that is funny....you lose Jay.

only problem is that said rack is being used on "practice wall"...which merely by the destination does not constitute real climbing. y'all should go deeper in the woods to give that rack a real taste of climbing goodness.

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:23 am
by Myke Dronez
It seems like gigantic breasts would be somewhat of a climbing setback. What do you do with all that rack when your on balancey slab? Maybe some paring down is in order? - I'm sure others will disagree.

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:29 am
by pigsteak
btw, check out the stylish locking biners connected to the belt loop... and those dangly ear rings might be a liability in a lead fall....jay, what kind of teacher have you become?