Jerry Sightings

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:10 pm

i was thinking that we need a thread where everyone reports where they climbed and the number of jerry's they saw...and where those jerry's climbed all day. this would really help me out, as most days i do not like to be involved with weaklings and/or dipshits. i will admit that on occasion, i LOVE them...to make fun of with buster, ashtray, and lurkist.

anyway, back to the point...

jerry-sightings...post 'em up here! some of you may ask, "how does one qualify as a jerry?"...luckily for you, i am here to answer your stupid question.
jerry-do's:
-you ask what kind of gear to buy on a public forum
-you ask how to start rock climbing
-you think drinking 2 beers is getting wild
-you will be attending the u-climb extravaganza
-you ask for partners on a website
-you're just climbing to "have a good time"
-you're not someone i like
-you're andrew (from the board)
-you ask any stupid fucking question. (what is a stupid fucking question? anything that gets a sarcastic comment from anyone)
-you eat oatmeal out of your partners asshole.

buster, ashtray, fartspray, et al...feel free to add to the criteria.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:13 pm

one clarification...if you're a really hot female, these rules do not apply. if you're not stunningly attractive, but you put out without much effort on the suitors behalf, please post pictures and a group of judges will decide your eternal fate.

Post by **ashtray** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:41 pm

EXAMPLE:

JERRY

NON JERRYs

Post by **charlie** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:48 pm

I haven't seen any Jerries for two weeks (aside from on this bbs) but then again I was climbing in TN. Apparently the Gorge creates a Jerry vacuum in other areas.

Post by **krampus** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:51 pm

If you keep promoting T-wall, there will be nothing but jerries out there come springtime.

Post by **ashtray** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:52 pm

T-Wall is the best wall in the Southeast. That is a fact!!!!!!!!!!!

And we all know there are no Jerries in TN.

Post by **wil** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:02 pm

i like jerry garcia

Post by **charlie** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:02 pm

You chuffers need to get your facts straight. We cannot afford to mislead these people that have no way of gathering info except the intardweb. Think of the children!

We have been climbing at King's Bluff the past month. Best climbing in TN.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:04 pm

jerry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeGIqnvNJwM

non-jerry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MojkKGGccU

Post by **p0bray01** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:08 pm

LMAO...I don't even know what to say.......