Today

Post by **bcombs** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:19 am

Left the wife some flowers. Now I am sitting at the Winchester Lowes waiting on my partner.

Post by **the lurkist** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:26 am

At a boy. Romantic to the last. I got my wife a set of dumb bells.

Post by **anticlmber** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:03 am

valentines day is for fags and women that will one day have a strong odor of cat coming from their place. heres a hint. if you don't have anyone right now; you will be one of these two.

Post by **Josephine** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:26 am

anticlmber wrote:valentines day is for fags and women that will one day have a strong odor of cat coming from their place. heres a hint. if you don't have anyone right now; you will be one of these two.

anti - i think you're a bit confused. valentines day isn't about HAVING someone. it's about LOVING someone. big difference.

it's a time to show them that you care about them - whether that's by flowers or dumb bells or paper lace hearts. and since everyone loves someone, valentines day is for everyone. even you, Tenderheart Bear.

PS for those who believe that it's a "Hallmark holiday" just remember that valentines day started being celebrated by in Brittan in the seventeenth century - that's just a bit before Hallmark came to be.

For more of the history: http://www.history.com/minisites/valent ... pageId=882

Post by **anticlmber** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:42 am

OK real quick. not everyone loves someone. not everyone is loved. Hallmark has ancestors from, oh whats that, 7th century britan. most of you will probably die alone and sad. most of you already are sad and alone and trying to share/force some made-up day on others to hide your insecurities of being alone proves how scared you are that life is not your pony ride of joy. heres to cat boxes and 976 numbers. rot.

Post by **mcrib** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:49 am

Valentines day is about one thing spending money. What makes today about LOVING someone. Why should I love someone today more than tomorrow? But don't listen to me go buy some roses that mysteriously cost twice as much today as they will tomorrow or buy some chocolate that comes from the Ivory Coast where child labor laws don't apply. Or if you are rich or don't care about running up your credit card go buy some "conflict free" diamonds for your girl to wear in her teeth.

Post by **Eric** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:49 am

I think this is the perfect valentines-
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml

Post by **anticlmber** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:51 am

yes that is her pussy you smell and no you don't want to lick it.

this is where paper hearts and fairy tails get you. start stocking up on hairball medicine and vibrators.

Post by **ashtray** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:02 am

Josephine wrote:
anticlmber wrote:valentines day is for fags and women that will one day have a strong odor of cat coming from their place. heres a hint. if you don't have anyone right now; you will be one of these two.
anti - i think you're a bit confused. valentines day isn't about HAVING someone. it's about LOVING someone. big difference.

TouchÃ©.

I happen to love all holidays and especially valentines day. Anti, I thought that you of all people would like it too as it is a great day to exploit a natural weakness in women's anti-missile defense system. Let us be real, in terms of probabilities the chances getting laid go up dramatically (it is the day they take the radar off-line and recalibrate the lasers). Sure maybe for us, the chances go from the normal .000001%lays/day to .001%lays/day, but it does represent a factor of 1000 improvement which is most definitely significant. Check the link, women have been giving it up for chocolate for 300 years and there is a lot of history there (i hope they talk about chocolate in the link, i did not check as you should never check links. Regardless i don't have to know the facts to have a well-formed and solid opinion about anything and mere facts do often get in the way).

Wait a second, ah i see. anti is playing the scrooge card. Later he will head to a bar, sit in the corner (with a 1$ valentine gift in his pocket) and wait for the lonely V-day victims to walk within range. They will immediately want to convert him and he will seal the deal in the parking lot later that night. Sorry man, a shrewd and time honored method.