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things that will get you in trouble at work

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:04 pm
by Pru
suggesting a "slave auction" as a fund raising idea

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:10 pm
by anticlmber
telling the orphans you have to leave because your mom really misses you.


touching others while touching yourself in public.


looking at this website.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:15 pm
by Pru
commenting on a photo: your daughter looks gorgeous in traditional Indian clothes. Is the little red dot on her forehead like a post-it note, or Sharpie?

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:48 pm
by ynot
Breaking a sawhorse and then acting like you are shooting it. Didn't go over well.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:16 pm
by krampus
only talking to a womans jigglies, never to their eyes

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:57 pm
by Josephine
not waiting an extra 15 minutes after my shift ends so that i can walk the 4 blocks to teh parking lot "with everyone else - to promote teamwork" :roll:

and, yes, i received this very lecture from my manager today :twisted:

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:16 am
by JB
um yeah josie, what's happening? listen... i'm going to need you to come in to work on saturday... yeah... and there's a problem with your TPS reports... yeah.. okay?

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also you can in trouble by putting that picture on your bosses desktop at work.

:oops:

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:17 am
by anticlmber
finding out your boss is the father of a girl you knocked up in highschool. "Oh, is that your daughter in that photo??" "I see."


putting lots of vasoline on your hands before using office equipment.


playing "just the tip"

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:32 am
by krampus
switching everyones keyboard and mouse plug.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:04 am
by ReachHigh
krampus wrote:switching everyones keyboard and mouse plug.
do people still use the ps2 port?