This is my first time in a while so it might be kinda short.
All I want to do is get to the point. I love the people that know I love them. I love all the cool cats out there. You know who you are.
But I really hate all the twirps that feel like their boring, north face wearin', subaru drivin', plastic crimping', self worshiping life stories are really interesting enough to be in publication. By the way, maby I should post a poll on what color tape is best in gyms, or how about how much tape is too much, 3 inches or 7 inches, what about how much of a wanker gumby YOU are. EAT POOP AND GO TO HECK WHEN YOU FALL AND DIE ON A classic FIVE.SIX.
I don't care what the haters think, perhaps someone will have a life changing experience reading my opinion on how much you people suck. I hope that my friends will not be offended by this cut on losers but if YOU ARE.....
I don't care.
I might read this later in the year or i might not.
Lots of love; and a whole bunch of hate to all the 'other' haters.
you, yes you reading this.
you, yes you reading this.
One of these days I will just walk out to some secluded crag in the red and hang my self will my favorite hex and my old climbing rope; and the paper will read "Climber falls and dies using primitive gear." But that's not how I want to be remembered.
So I was driving to the gym in my subaru, and my son in the back started dancing to the soulja boy song. It was so cute becuase he was wearing his new baby north face jacket and matching hat. He really is the cutest baby in the whole world. Anyway, I set this new sick proj at the gym, and of course I used pink tape. On one of the holds I had to use 15 inches of tape, normally I use 4 inches, becuase it was around the corner and you needed to see where to slap. The move is so sick. My problems are the best in the gym, no body else can set like me. I sent that climb in like 3 tries and no one else could do it. I am so sick.
Anyway, whats your deal man. I have no idea what you are talking about.
Anyway, whats your deal man. I have no idea what you are talking about.
Living the dream
Andrew does set sick hard problems. He used half a roll of green tape to set my latest project. I'm glad there are little L's and R's on the feet. The sequence is really hard to remember. Oh, and my kid can kick your kids ass. Like I said before...
Pimp, I too want to know what your talking about. Did some gumby gym climber steal your trad rack and get away in a pimped out subaru?
Pimp, I too want to know what your talking about. Did some gumby gym climber steal your trad rack and get away in a pimped out subaru?
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