Fox News finds real cause of global warming!

Post by **dhoyne** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:13 am

Apparently, it's the sun.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316753,00.html

Post by **Josephine** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:30 am

i don't think you read that quite right. it's the clouds! apparently we need more clouds to ease the "stressed-out Artic System."

"Clouds are conspiring, they're playing a role in this," said study author Jennifer Kay, a post-doctoral research fellow at the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Boulder, Colo.

i wonder how long it will be before we read about some scientists trying to make a volcano explode on command so it will release ash into the atmosphere and drop the global temperatures - or some other equally hairbrained quick-fix scheme.

Post by **Myke Dronez** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:51 am

It's such a relief to know that global warming is completely out of our hands! I was just about to get on my bike but I think I'll take my new H3 instead- Because car pooling is soooo high school.

Post by **Shamis** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:00 am

Might as well be in a huge SUV when the world melts.

Post by **krampus** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:31 am

hmmm, could the lack of clouds be due to a change in the atmospheric temperature due to global warming.

Post by **heidiramma** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:01 pm

let's just give up all hope of taking action to prevent it.
admit defeat, smoke some, empty the liquor cabinet, and let the chaos and worry-free livin' begin!

Post by **charlie** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:06 pm

Yep, we're all sitting on the Titanic. Difference is some of you are running around with a roll of duct tape and I'm up here at the bar.

Natural population checks are actually pretty cool.

Post by **captain static** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:42 pm

Open Letter to the Secretary-General of the United Nations
Dec. 13, 2007

His Excellency Ban Ki-Moon, Secretary-General, United Nations
New York, N.Y.
Dear Mr. Secretary-General,

Re: UN climate conference taking the World in entirely the wrong direction

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=164002

Signatories:

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=164004

Post by **pigsteak** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:14 pm

bunch of loonies, those phd's are.....bet they are Bush shills......we all know anyone who questions global warming has their head in the sand. how dare they voice their concern for the alarmist mentality now sieging the world. politics I tell you...politics. now all you libbies, bring out your hacks to cut off their voice. we don't need discussion, just lemmings right? wait, but you said neo-cons were the lemmings...now I am confused.

I give up...like the rest of you hypocrites, I am going to drive my 4-5 passenger car to work with just me in it...and then feel good when I haul 2 persons and a dog to the crag on the weekend.

Post by **Myke Dronez** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:50 pm

mmmm.... drinking and driving- now thats the answer to all of our woes. 500 pts. for running down
those obese vegan trust fund hippies.