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Gas Station Bath Rooms

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:28 am
by krampus
No, this has nothing to do with any congressmen or senators, at least not directly. I found my limit on my way home from chicago this weekend, and I was wondering at what point would you decide that the sweat from your own junk will leave your hands cleaner than washing and drying your hands in the sink, and does this change if you are also going to eat during this stop?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:13 am
by pigsteak
the shell at slade bathroom is disgusting....

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:24 am
by Crankmas
I always wondered what sort of people did business with Shell- now I know.

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:25 am
by pigsteak
did you miss my hand wave signal under the stall Crank?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:43 am
by ReachHigh
Its not uncommon for me to wash before and after, I trust the sweat from my junk more then what ever was on the door handles I touched walking in.

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:53 am
by Crankmas
I only do bizzness with the folks at Porter's Chevron, they support the climbing community and are real nice except for the mean one and I can show you which one she is... (usually does the sandwiches but she is not the postmaster.) Please consider transfering your patronage.

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:15 pm
by KD
i usually use the bathroom at the state park lodge. it is constantly beigh cleaned. esp the downstairs one. oh and that thing miguel has rigged up too.

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:16 pm
by ashtray
when confronted with nasty bathrooms, i use paper towel (or barring that tp) to turn on the faucet, and open the door (the filthiest part of a bathroom is the handle on the door). Of course, a carefully crafted toilet paper cover for the toilet seat is mandatory when taking a dump (others prefer standing on the seat and squatting in native american fashion). And god forbid, you didn't eat your fiber and plop a solid one into the bowl (as it will send up a jet of water to splash your bunger).

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:21 pm
by KD
dang you all got bathroom issues.

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:28 pm
by Shamis
if its possible to get out without having to touch ANYTHING other than your own wang, then I usually go for that option. No point in going near that nasty sink unless you have poo on your hands.

And definitely hit the paper towel dispenser thinger before washing your hands so you can use it to turn off the water and not get the sink slime on your freshly cleaned hands.

Then use the finishing paper towel to open the door, and for bonus points, throw the paper towel in the trash while opening the door in one smooth motion while you nimbly dance out of the door.