I've never had a the pleasure to officially name a route, however I have been compiling a list of potential route names for quite some time. Most of them have a story associated, some may even exist in the real world. Here they are for your reading enjoyment.
Tre the 3 legged cat
A Curse on Your Moustache
Triatomic oxygen
Yo Quiero Fuzzy Taco
When Good Routes Go Bad
Sweaty Butt Crack
Who’s Your Daddy?
Aloha Triplets
I’m Not Your Mother
Flaming Santa Claus
Pheasant Plucker
Pheasant Plucker’s son
Playing with my Monkey
Sugar in the Raw
Fatty Alcohol
Stout as a Pint of Guinness
A Seneca Seven
1.20.2009: Bush’s Last Day
Princess Consuela Bananahammock
WTF
Jakers!
Filthy Rodriguez
Rusty Trombone
Turkish Snowcone
Sneaky Castro
Extra Sneaky Castro
Romanian Reach-Around
Slab Happy
Hershey Highway
Mr. Amsterdam
The Land Down Under
Hoosier Daddy
Screw You Hippie!
Screw You Guys, I’m Going Home
Don’t Let Your Meat Loaf
High Throughput
8675309
Good Craic
Crack Kills
Nobody Wants to See That
New Route Names
New Route Names
Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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Triatomic oxygen
Yo Quiero Fuzzy Taco
Sugar in the Raw
Fatty Alcohol
Stout as a Pint of Guinness
WTF
Jakers!
Filthy Rodriguez
Rusty Trombone
Turkish Snowcone
Sneaky Castro
Extra Sneaky Castro
Romanian Reach-Around
Slab Happy
Mr. Amsterdam
Hoosier Daddy
High Throughput
8675309
Crack Kills
Nice use of Duce Bigalow!!
You should make a Duce Bigalow crag, like the Bob Marley crag, and use all of those names for the routes, and add "Red Light District" as one of them.
Triatomic oxygen
Yo Quiero Fuzzy Taco
Sugar in the Raw
Fatty Alcohol
Stout as a Pint of Guinness
WTF
Jakers!
Filthy Rodriguez
Rusty Trombone
Turkish Snowcone
Sneaky Castro
Extra Sneaky Castro
Romanian Reach-Around
Slab Happy
Mr. Amsterdam
Hoosier Daddy
High Throughput
8675309
Crack Kills
Nice use of Duce Bigalow!!
You should make a Duce Bigalow crag, like the Bob Marley crag, and use all of those names for the routes, and add "Red Light District" as one of them.
"You can't spell 'failure' without u r a." -Dr. C.
You have either have got the spirit or you don't. If you've got the spirit you rock; and if you don't... well, you're a sport climber. -Leonard Coyne
You have either have got the spirit or you don't. If you've got the spirit you rock; and if you don't... well, you're a sport climber. -Leonard Coyne
No copyrights unless Deuce Bigalow has some . Help yourself to the names and likewise to anyone else reading.
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While visiting the Land Down Under a Flaming Santa Claus carrying a Stout Pint of Guinness tried to give me a Romanian Reach Around. While Cursing his Moustache I gave him an Extra Sneaky Castro up the Hershey Highway. "Screw You Hippie" he exclaimed. Jakers I said, I'm just Plucking Pheasants to the Pheasant Plucker comes. Why don't you and your Sweaty Butt Crack do some High Throughput on my Fatty Alcohol. WTF is your problem Mr. Amsterdam. Screw You Guys, I'm going home to Play with My Monkey. You're lucky this isn't Bush's Last Day or I'd go Aloha Triplets on your Fuzzy Taco. Nobody Wants to See That.
. Help yourself to the names and likewise to anyone else reading.___________________________________________________________
While visiting the Land Down Under a Flaming Santa Claus carrying a Stout Pint of Guinness tried to give me a Romanian Reach Around. While Cursing his Moustache I gave him an Extra Sneaky Castro up the Hershey Highway. "Screw You Hippie" he exclaimed. Jakers I said, I'm just Plucking Pheasants to the Pheasant Plucker comes. Why don't you and your Sweaty Butt Crack do some High Throughput on my Fatty Alcohol. WTF is your problem Mr. Amsterdam. Screw You Guys, I'm going home to Play with My Monkey. You're lucky this isn't Bush's Last Day or I'd go Aloha Triplets on your Fuzzy Taco. Nobody Wants to See That.
Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
More route names. As before they are free to a good cause.
The Chewbacca Defence
Desecration Smile
Pooder
Glaucoma Medication
Filthy McNasty
Pepperoni Nipples
Salami Nipples
Bumpin’ Uglies
Rasputin’s Revenge
Clouds in My Coffee
R-U-N-N-O-F-T
Capsaicin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsaicin
Cranial Rectitus http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/ ... up_ass.jpg
Oedipus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus
IV:XX
Stranger Danger
Lesbos
Blackholes and Revelations
Horizontally Challenged
Odiferous
Eye Candy
Chick Magnet
My Own Concoction
Modus Operandi
Sally Can Wait
My Happy Place
Punk Ass Bitch
Standard Zombie Rules Apply
Apeirophobia (infinity)
Barophobia (gravity)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Coulrophobia
Sofa King
Obtuse
Exacerbated
That’s What She Said
Dichotomy
Four Letter Word
Mothership
Universally Speaking
That’s Not Chocolate
Holistic
Dickens Cider
Maiden Voyage
Endeavor to Persevere
Toyfriend
Your Mom
Vertical Smile
Little Miss Nancy Pants
Trifecta
Everything Zen
Vicious Circle
Numb Nuts
Suck it up
Cowboy Up
Rock Star Parking
Addition by Subtraction
Paralyzer
Knob Job
Ben and Laura
Go
17 Convictions
No Priors
Doctard
Tequila and Red Bull
Mind the Gap
Nancy Botwin
The Chewbacca Defence
Desecration Smile
Pooder
Glaucoma Medication
Filthy McNasty
Pepperoni Nipples
Salami Nipples
Bumpin’ Uglies
Rasputin’s Revenge
Clouds in My Coffee
R-U-N-N-O-F-T
Capsaicin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsaicin
Cranial Rectitus http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/ ... up_ass.jpg
Oedipus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus
IV:XX
Stranger Danger
Lesbos
Blackholes and Revelations
Horizontally Challenged
Odiferous
Eye Candy
Chick Magnet
My Own Concoction
Modus Operandi
Sally Can Wait
My Happy Place
Punk Ass Bitch
Standard Zombie Rules Apply
Apeirophobia (infinity)
Barophobia (gravity)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Coulrophobia
Sofa King
Obtuse
Exacerbated
That’s What She Said
Dichotomy
Four Letter Word
Mothership
Universally Speaking
That’s Not Chocolate
Holistic
Dickens Cider
Maiden Voyage
Endeavor to Persevere
Toyfriend
Your Mom
Vertical Smile
Little Miss Nancy Pants
Trifecta
Everything Zen
Vicious Circle
Numb Nuts
Suck it up
Cowboy Up
Rock Star Parking
Addition by Subtraction
Paralyzer
Knob Job
Ben and Laura
Go
17 Convictions
No Priors
Doctard
Tequila and Red Bull
Mind the Gap
Nancy Botwin
Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
