Political Satements Quiz Part Deux

[Alan Evil]

1) "In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences."

A. Harpo Marx
B. Phyllis Diller
C. Goofy
D. None of the above

2) "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured."

A. Vladimir Putin
B. Muddy Waters
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above

3) "I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas."

A. A random American high school jock.
B. Miss South Carolina
C. Tony Sapprano
D. None of the above

4) "Now there are some who would like to rewrite history - revisionist historians is what I like to call them."

A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Adolf Hitler
C. Charles Mansonl
D. None of the above

5) "The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th."

A. Some raging lunatic on the street.
B. Rush Limbaugh
C. Hannity
D. None of the above

6) "I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president."

A. Pinochet
B. Jimmy Swaggart
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above

Answers:

(1) D. None of the above. Statement was made by George W. Bush 2/8/2004
(2) D. None of the above. Statement was made by George W. Bush 9/26/2007
(3) D. None of the above. Statement was made by George W. Bush 9/20/2007
(4) D. None of the above. Statement was made by George W. Bush 6/16/2003
(5) D. None of the above. Statement was made by George W. Bush 7/12/2007
(6) D. None of the above. Statement was made by George W. Bush in Dead Certain.

[krampus]

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