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[quote]Bush Vetoes Candy for Babies
Move Takes Candy From Over Four Million Babies
In a move that seemed guaranteed to stir controversy, President Bush today vetoed a bill that would give candy to over four million babies.
With one stroke of a pen, Mr. Bush vetoed the Candy for Babies Act, a law that would have expanded candy benefits to America’s hungriest babies.
At the White House, aides to the president said that Mr. Bush was “unconcernedâ€