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Chris Sharma, Lynn Hill, Katie Brown.....oh my!

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:37 am
by bentley
Sign up for clinics, register for the event, find camping, reserve lodging!
Bigger than the circus, Brittany Spears and victory whippers at the Lode...
:lol:
http://www.rrgcc.org/roctrip_main.php

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:53 am
by Josephine
who's teaching the women's trad clinic?

thanks again for putting this together! this is aweseome :D

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:11 am
by Spragwa
We're not announcing the clinic instructors til later.

Our community rocks. Thank you Jose for everything.

Special thanks to Rockman, Paul and Bentley for doing a spectacular job on the registration page and front page. 43 days left til Roctrip. Can you believe it?

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:04 am
by Buster
Bentley and Paul rule but they aren't as cute as you are. Well maybe Bentley is....

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:05 am
by Spragwa
I am shocked. I'm way cuter then Bentley...but he does look great in a skirt.

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:13 am
by Horatio Felacio
can one person register for all the spots in a clinic?

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:56 am
by Paul3eb
Spragwa wrote:Special thanks to Rockman, Paul and Bentley for doing a spectacular job on the registration page and front page.
and yasi! she did a kick-ass job as well.. not to mention the fact i wouldn't have been help very much without her explaining stuff to me every weekend ;)

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:19 am
by ashtray
i volunteer to teach the RRG s**t talking clinic. I think my extensive experience would be a great boon.

The proposed outline is:

1) On the fly downrating of routes.
- "That thing felt like a 5.11. Are you sure it was a 12a".

2) Excuses for poor performance and advanced blaming behaviors.
- "Man, I would've sent that thing if it wasn't for all the chatter from that hoosier crew at the base."

3) Advanced sandbagging.
- "If you liked Synchronicity, then you should try Welcome to ole' KY. I think it is all you."

4) Trad vs. Sport Climbing s**t talking (co taught with SCIN)
- " Trad is cool in the red if you are into chossy off widths."
- " I bet you could do that route with tricams. Lets pull those bolts."

5) Subtle spray techniques including getting people to ask you about your newest send.
- "So I was out at the Darkside the other day......"

6) Looking down at outsiders (my personal specialty).
- "God this place was so cool until all these damn Buckeyes and Hoosiers showed up."

7) Making fun of boulderers.
- " Have fun out there pulling on those pebbles."

8 ) Critisizing other areas.
- " Rifle is great if you like polished holds and kneebars."
- " Yeah Yosemite, do one 1500 ft crack system and you've done 'em all."

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:33 am
by Crankmas
don't forget sport climbing first aid tips, at the crux pussy pain prevention and harness set-up guidelines

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:50 am
by gus
i was kind of hoping for the tick mark clinic. all the jugs i tick are gone by the time i try the route again