Homosexual Duo claim FHA of AWOL, RRG, KY

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:21 pm

On August 28, 2007, the First Homo Ascent of AWOL was established at the infamous Roadside Crag of the notorious Red River Gorge in Kentucky, USA. On the evening of July 28th, Ray Ellington and Matt Massey began the trek in to the Roadside crag. A brutal 8 minutes of hiking, the "Two Faggoteers", as they refer to themselves, came upon the AWOL and decided to wait for better conditions. This also gave them a chance to continue the sick training seshes' at the Ray&Michelle Garage. The fags returned almost one month later, on a rather mildewey Augst 28th morning to find the route open and gumby-free. The pair set out at 10:30 am, and and after a near fatal fall (see pic below), both reached the summit just after 10:40 am that same day, claiming the FHA. On the descent, the pair passed Rick Weber and Terry Kindred who had planned on claiming the FHA.

Congratulations you two!

Ray Ellington catching Matt Massey falling from above on the serious AWOL at the Roadside Crag. Notice the excessive crotch-grabbing during the near-death experience, giving undeniable proof to the First Homo Ascent.

Post by **Buster** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:23 pm

Too late pal, Ashtray and I got that thing years ago.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:27 pm

I heard you stick-clipped the first bolt...Ray and Matt did the true FHA - ground up, sans stick clip and pre-hung draws.

Way to go Ray and Matt!

Post by **captain static** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:30 pm

I think what you two have discovered there is a patentable artform. You know like a celebratory dance in the end zone or a figure skating or gymnastics routine.

Post by **Crankmas** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:30 pm

you should have called, Jim Nabors and I "were going over our lines" for Annie in my suite at Abners

Post by **Buster** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:39 pm

Horatio Felacio wrote:I heard you stick-clipped the first bolt...Ray and Matt did the true FHA - ground up, sans stick clip and pre-hung draws.

Way to go Ray and Matt!

Ray and Matt are real sweethearts and true faggots but there weren't even any bolts in the thing when we tagged our team ascent. Only the rainbow sized TCUs (these things fit any sized cracks) were used for gear.

Post by **alien2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:53 pm

You Analmals

Post by **ashtray** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:24 pm

Post by **Steve** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:34 pm

Congrats you two, way to go!!!

Post by **the lurkist** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:02 pm

"sesh not your belayer lest ye be seshed"