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How to Rock Climb, brought to you by Saturn
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:45 am
by Pru
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:57 am
by pigsteak
jealous they didn't star you?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:04 am
by Pru
you caught me
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:33 am
by ynot
el cap is the perfect place for beginners.......yea right
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:08 am
by Saxman
That's not nearly as bad as the Subaru Outback brochure which showed a guy above a backclipped draw.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:13 am
by maine
I started out laughing but then realized that I should be crying. Another cry for a bunch of gumby idiots to fubar things up for everybody else and overcrowd the crags.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:16 am
by Pru
don't worry, maine, all the beginners will be heading to el cap and arches national monument!
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:18 am
by Pru
you have to read it a few times to catch all the subtle absurdities. The airbag warning is a nice touch, too.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:26 am
by Josephine
my favorite is they suggest aid climbing before free climbing
or mabye it's making sure my "boots" aren't too heavy
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:29 am
by Pru
Free climbing, "where all you have to get you where you need to be is your hands and your wits." So CAMPUS THOSE ROUTES, boys and girls!
