7th grade exam quotes

Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:59 pm

I am currently grading the exams from my 7th grade social studies classes. So far I have read some really funny things. I will constantly update this thread as I read more funny things.

The exam is a series of 10 essay questions about topics from this year.

First quote: "Sometimes people would kill their children by throwing them off a mountain which is called infant mortality rate."

Post by **Meadows** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:06 pm

Dude, what are you teaching your kids??!!!

Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:40 pm

"Economy is kind of like if you wanted a chicken breast, and you would have to give up something to him or her to give it up"

Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:54 pm

"The Aztecs were spanish people that ruled the city of mexico"

Post by **Alex3000** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:13 pm

That shit is awesome. Awesome. I always want a chicken breast and have to give something up to him or her to give it up.

Post by **overhung** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:17 pm

I have one from a tenth-grader:

"The Iraqi's have bad attitudes, and thusly would benefit from being bombed mercilessly."

Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:24 pm

"The third chinese philosophy was Daoism. Daoist(Mr. Wheatley calls them hippies) you are free from rules and laws and can do what you want, with almost no punishment."

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Smart kid. He gets an A.

Post by **overhung** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:33 pm

I think I'll become a daoist. Sounds good.

Post by **Josephine** » Thu May 24, 2007 5:18 pm

thanks for sharing!

Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 24, 2007 5:57 pm

More to come. Been busy.