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I saw Jesus Christ at the Fayette mall
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:11 pm
by bazoqop
Or at least a very bad faux oil painting of him. He was very anglo and he had a mullet. There's this kiosk set up with a bunch of t-shirts and paintings with a JC theme. One painting had him rolling up his sleeves and flexing a very buff arm with a tattoo. I won't go into details about the one with JC and the drug addict...
I was thinking, damn...I'm no christian but, like, making bucks selling very bad art depicting your savior is kinda crass.
Re: I saw Jesus Christ at the Fayette mall
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:15 pm
by gunslnga
bazoqop wrote:Or at least a very bad faux oil painting of him. He was very anglo and he had a mullet. There's this kiosk set up with a bunch of t-shirts and paintings with a JC theme. One painting had him rolling up his sleeves and flexing a very buff arm with a tattoo. I won't go into details about the one with JC and the drug addict...
I was thinking, damn...I'm no christian but, like, making bucks selling very bad art depicting your savior is kinda crass.
The Chinese are mainly Bhuddist
Re: I saw Jesus Christ at the Fayette mall
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:20 pm
by bazoqop
gunslnga wrote:bazoqop wrote:Or at least a very bad faux oil painting of him. He was very anglo and he had a mullet. There's this kiosk set up with a bunch of t-shirts and paintings with a JC theme. One painting had him rolling up his sleeves and flexing a very buff arm with a tattoo. I won't go into details about the one with JC and the drug addict...
I was thinking, damn...I'm no christian but, like, making bucks selling very bad art depicting your savior is kinda crass.
The Chinese are mainly Bhuddist
Nah, most Chinese aren't buddhist.
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:03 pm
by ReachHigh
what about nihilists?
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:54 pm
by pawilkes
somewhere in the bible is a verse that talks against tattoos so an image of Jesus flexing massive tattooed biceps seems even more silly to me.
Re: I saw Jesus Christ at the Fayette mall
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:58 pm
by gunslnga
bazoqop wrote:gunslnga wrote:bazoqop wrote:Or at least a very bad faux oil painting of him. He was very anglo and he had a mullet. There's this kiosk set up with a bunch of t-shirts and paintings with a JC theme. One painting had him rolling up his sleeves and flexing a very buff arm with a tattoo. I won't go into details about the one with JC and the drug addict...
I was thinking, damn...I'm no christian but, like, making bucks selling very bad art depicting your savior is kinda crass.
The Chinese are mainly Bhuddist
Nah, most Chinese aren't buddhist.
And Jesus is a mullet wearing redneck??? So since we were all being presumptious, I threw in my 2 cents worth, sorry if I offended anyone,
just trying to point out it was probably "made in China" so Bhuddists would not care about making money off of good old boys who would buy it. I used to have a felt painting of dogs playing cards though
Re: I saw Jesus Christ at the Fayette mall
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:08 pm
by bazoqop
gunslnga wrote:bazoqop wrote:gunslnga wrote:
The Chinese are mainly Bhuddist
Nah, most Chinese aren't buddhist.
And Jesus is a mullet wearing redneck??? So since we were all being presumptious, I threw in my 2 cents worth, sorry if I offended anyone,
just trying to point out it was probably "made in China" so Bhuddists would not care about making money off of good old boys who would buy it. I used to have a felt painting of dogs playing cards though
Did I ever say Jesus was a redneck? I just said he had a mullet. You must have some kinda' prejudged ideal of the typical mullet head!
I've even seen mullets in Japan.
Also, having seen those paintings, it's beyond my comprehension that anyone from China coulda' rendered them. They're too spot on.
My dad had that same dog painting. I used to stare at it for hours....
Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 12:24 pm
by Crankmas
ReachHigh, they have Flea's costume from that role in the Hard Rock Casino in lostwages
Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 12:40 pm
by Pru
Jesus even loves mullets! (Which might lead many to conclude that his taste is questionable.)
Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:13 pm
by KD
i like that picture of jesus eatin' dinner with all his friends - its so cool. i saw a bunch of them prints in velvet in tennessess at gatlinburg - i want one for my trailer. i think it was called "jesus eating dinner" or something like that.