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Wednesday , January 24, 2007 Get The Borowitz Report on your desktop Bush’s Speech Inspires Confidence, Drinking Game Collegians Get Hammered When President Says ‘Iraq’ President Bush’s State of the Union Address Tuesday night inspired confidence among Republican Party loyalists and a drinking game that spread like wildfire on college campuses across the country.

In dorms and frat houses alike, collegians spent Tuesday laying in ice cold kegs of Old Milwaukee and bottles of Jagermeister, ready to down a beer or do a shooter when Mr. Bush said the word “Iraq.â€

Did anyone catch W when he "accidentally" groped Speaker of the House Pelosi's boob when he was going to shake hands????

no accident..he is a REAL man..not some sissy PC metrosexual..a handful will keep him honest later.

the applause: check yes or no, stand up, don't stand up that shit got old quick- let the dude speak then empty that house of vipers

I've been playing the state of the union drinking game (or at least looking at it in amusement) ever since Bush's first one:
http://www.drinkinggame.us/

I heard Rage Against the Machine is getting back together. I thinks that's pretty cool.

Don McGlone wrote:I heard Rage Against the Machine is getting back together. I thinks that's pretty cool.

best thing that ever came from a political thread.

Rage sucks. Tool will eat their first born.