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Stoppers versus Nuts
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:47 am
by SCIN
So I was playing on the "Crack Machine" that I just added to my gym, and was wondering if anyone has ever had any problems with hand cramps while hand jamming in so-called "Crack Machine"? I get this weird feeling in my hands as soon as I go for a perfect jam...an it's not even overhanging - an 80 degree slab!!!
The other weird thing is that my new jockstrap hasn't arrived yet so I've been using a cereal box. That in itself really isn't "weird", but I'm using the Count Chocula box that a small man was reaching for in Krogers today. Again, this isn't weird, but the small man has not let go of it yet...and he smells like mushed up eggplants and scrambled eggs.
Re: Stoppers versus Nuts
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:52 am
by Wes
SCIN wrote:smells like mushed up eggplants and scrambled eggs.
Speaking of eggplants, what, exactly is the difference between Humus and Baba ghanoush? I got some Baba ghanoush the other day, thinking it was humus, but I couldn't tell that is wasn't after eating it. I see it has eggplants in it, does humus not?
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:57 am
by SCIN
Stick to the topic Wes...unless, of course, you'd like your post deleted, and yourself banned from the internet? Tell you what, why don't you cover hand in nachos and go out on a date with paulc3p0. Do not tell him that you have nachos on your hand, but instead wait until he grabs it and his eyes become filled with amazement.
Re: Stoppers versus Nuts
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:52 am
by RRO
SCIN wrote:So, I decided I wanted to play retro and be a man again and do some "Crack Climbing". I loaded up all my gadgets and put on my 7 habits of successful people seminar podcasts and turned my overpriced freedom hating truck towards the meca called the Red. I did not have a partner so I called RRO up and asked him to put up Roadside for me. After I signed my waiver and got belay certified we headed out. The approach went smooth enough with RRO breaking ground and checking for spiders along the way. We get to the base and RRO dances up the rock without a glint of strain. So here I go jamming this 80 degree slab and as soon as I get 15 feet off the ground I get this weird feeling in my forearms and grease out, maybe I should extend my practice room ?. RRO is such a patient friend and mentor and coaches me thru the first section. I pulled on gear a few times, the weird feelings in my arm was increasing. I asked RRO if he would lower me back down so I could rehydrate and sign a couple autographs, being the super cool guy he is he obliged. After 6 or 7 signings, 3 pictures with families and kissing a baby I was hankered. RRO being the total stud he is cleaned the rest of his gear on the way down and carried my pack out. Does anyone else suck this bad and depend on their partner that much or is it just me?
nice
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:44 am
by pigsteak
lmao
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:49 am
by Mboss
Hummus definitely does not have eggplant, just garbanzo beans or chick peas whatever you like to call them. Babaghanoush is like hummus with eggplant added. Rather tasty.
PS- that SCIN guy sounds like a wuss. RRO must be a really patient partner.
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:44 am
by Crankmas
there's a difference between patience and staying power you know
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:08 pm
by Wes
Mboss, Thanks much!
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:52 pm
by TradMike
I dated this midget once
I was NUTS over her
I had to break up with her because she kept sticking her nose in my business.
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:28 pm
by Zspider
TradMike wrote:
I had to break up with her because she kept sticking her nose in my business.
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BWAHAHAHA! Good one, TradMike.
ZSpiddy