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Anyone want to help me write a paper on Burkina Faso's position on Weapons of Mass Destruction and Non-State Actors; Regional Disarmament Measures; and Peaceful Uses of Outer Space. Western African politics sure are fun!!

I would, but I just got a headache from reading your post. Sorry

Thats understandable. You could only imagine the amount of alcohol it takes to write a paper like this.

that actually sounds interesting to me. post your paper when you are done with it.

and if you wrote it in an alcohal fueled rage it would probably be even more interesting.

I used to be a proof-reader/copywriter. I'll be happy to proof it for you, and I promise I won't understand a damn word of it!

Actually its only a one page position paper for the national collegiate model united nations convention in new york city in april. So it is mostly political fluff. I will post it when I am finished. I am sure it will have a ton of gramatical errors. The beer is wearing off I better start writing and drinking again.

can i write the one about Peaceful Uses of Outer Space?

of course, I am sure you have all sorts of great ideas. I promise i will use them.

here's a sample of what could be in your paper:

5. 4. 3. 2. 1. blast off mr. nasty! (rocket engine noise at full blast) lexington, this is horatio, everything is a go. repeat. everything is a go. (more rocket engine noise then a sound of a water droplet falling and hitting water) We've entered outer space lexington. it's really black. how is beautiful george dr. felacio? AOK lexington space control, AOK. His scars from the last knife fight are still visible, but they seem to be disappearing. it must be the anti-gravitational force from entering the space meniscus and that crazy monkey immune system kicking in. that's a roger horatio. we have someone who would like to share a word with you. i love you matt. thank you ray. i love you too honey bumpkin. i can't wait to see your rosy red ass cheeks again. put the forest nazi back on the CB. sure honey. horatio , this is gretchen. gretchen, when i was on earth 32 seconds ago, i wanted to kill you. not just kill you, but murder you really bad. like with a 15" speaker or something. maybe even a spatula. however, now that i'm in the anti-gravity of outer space, i'm feeling quite peaceful. i also believe the lack of gravity is causing a reaction in the monkey. beautiful george's mojo cannot be contained within his furry little body any longer. i think it is floating away from him inside the space submarine. yes, that is definitely possible mr. massey. at first i thought that outer space was a solution to the homicidal tendencies i had toward you gretchen, but now i think it is the floating monkey mojo. i can actually see it roaming around the steering wheel right in front of me. it looks like those little sea monkey things you could buy as a kid. no, matt. i think you're seeing the cyanide particles i planted inside your space cabin. i wanted to kill you. oh. that's too bad gretchen. i think you should come to space so we could make sweet sweet love all space-night long. ok horatio. i'll be there in a minute. tell beautiful george that i'll be arriving shortly and to put his hydrotransfixalator away. ok. see you soon. bye.

Thats perfect, I will be sure to copy that and use it without citation and claim it as my own. That way everyone will think that I am gay just like ho.