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Wanted: Wallnut

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 9:40 pm
by Horatio Felacio
where did that idiot go? i kinda miss him just because he was a good target for insults. did you kick him off moderators?

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:09 pm
by no grain
I think he is gone. He worked at a store near where I live, I have not seen him in a long time.

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:08 am
by Horatio Felacio
that's too bad. maybe he'll move to lexington, or in with lynne.

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:39 am
by Yasmeen
I bet if you really wanted to you could lure him back with a petrified wooly mammoth dung necklace or something of the sort.

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:43 am
by Horatio Felacio
I THINK i'll use that petrified bear claw at the base of the golden touch and make a some reading glasses for him.

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:49 am
by Yasmeen
Well it's not like he needs to read now that he's never on here anymore, you could at least make him something useful, like one of those barbedwire thongs, with some dried seaweed woven between the barbs.

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:55 am
by Horatio Felacio
that's a one of a kind item, but i could make him a pair of crotchless pants with roadkill possums.

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:59 am
by Yasmeen
That's not a one-of-a-kind, is it? Cuz all the department stores are out of those and I need a pair to replace my old ones that are getting a little old and faded.

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 4:14 am
by Horatio Felacio
man that really irks me! first it was the fruit roll up/nerd combination idea that got stolen, and now this? that sucks. you should sue the company for that faded barbwire they sold you.

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2024 1:55 pm
by Guest
Last I heard was that Wallnut is in SCIN's basement. He's keeping him in the deepfreeze for me so I can come by and abuse him when I'm in the neighborhood. Isn't SCIN thoughtful!?!