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man, i just returned from lexington rocks and have learned about another breed of climbers that i despise. complete strangers that sit around watching you try something hard and then get WAY aggro when you're in the middle of the problem/route. they start screaming things like "YOU GOT IT!" , "NICE!", and "C'MON YOU SORRY SACK OF HORSESHIT!". it's like they think they are going to inspire you to send. instead, all i can think about when i'm holding on to some crappy holds is how annoying this chump is, and then let go. oh yeah, i hate people that spray endless amounts of beta at you, even when you don't ask for it. one more "race" -i hate those people who dress up like half naked clowns, sit on a ledge or hide in a large hueco in the middle of a route, and then "surprise" you when you get there.

i've been under the impression that the half naked clown in the hueco was you

i was never scared more shitless in my life when i got to a hueco mid route, i just turned and jumped trying to commit suicide so i wouldn't have to live with that image in my head, the worst part was that i was tied in nice and snugg and i clipped the last bolt

i don't even wanna think about it

I hate it when you're trying to warm up and someone start shouting "Come on Ray!!! You got it!".

i hate it when you're climbing and there's a guy there named ray and he starts grabbing your crotch and claiming that he thought it was his own.

What do you expect when you're hiding in a hueco without any pants?? I thought in trad climbing anything is in!

that's true. but you would normally try and use something big that would actually help.

YO! BRO DUDE! YO! WHY YA DISSIN' THA BOULDERING STYLE PROPS? YO

CUZ, LIKE, NO BOULDERER COULD GET UP ANY PROBLEM WITHOUT THA BROS YELLIN THA ENCOURAGEMENT! YO

Well there is always the polite tennis/golf clap that we can resort to. Or we can totally ignore your chump ass.

Ray you started it! "Come on Bryan, you can make the approach, rock on brother! That's right, just put your right foot throw the leg loop..."

I hate it when I'm giving it to Horatio up the ass and he yells, "Oh, Ray! Deeper!". That's so cold.

Maybe you prefer some reverse Psychology Ho. We could all yell stuff like"you cant stick that you sorry ass loser,even homer simpson could do that move!"