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microsoft word can lick my black ass

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 11:30 pm
by Horatio Felacio
well...it can.

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 2:35 am
by Yasmeen
Word itself can't, but I'm sure Clippy would if you asked him really nicely.

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 3:53 am
by tomdarch
Fuck M$, lying, criminal scum. They're no better than Sadam (except for the killing people thing) M$ deserves to be blown up as much as Sadam, except that they bought off Ashcroft (let me be clear - that's blown up as in broken into many little scummy companies, not physically blown up) You know what makes them the biggest, sucmmy liars? They promised that Clippy was gone. But no! Liars! Die! Die! Clippy Scum! Yes, I'm writing a letter but I don't want your fucking help! Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

So, anyway, check out Open Office:

www.openoffice.org

It's the not quite ready for prime time Open Source (aka Free!) competetor to M$Office.

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 4:04 am
by Yasmeen
I tried Open Office after I reformatted a couple weeks ago-- I wasn't too excited about it, so I just gave in and reverted to Microsoft.

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 4:31 am
by Horatio Felacio
i really wish you two had not brought clippy up. i can never catch that little shit. he always gets on his damn bike and takes off.

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 5:09 am
by Horatio Felacio
so i've been thinking about good ol' clippy for the past hour or whatever. clippy reminded me of that simpsons episode where homer designs the mascot for the olympics when they're held in springfield. you know...springy. the giant spring who kept poking people's eyes out. i can rest now.