Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

Post by **allah** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:22 am

Hello,

This is actually Kenny's girlfriend, Julie. We were driving back from the Red last night, trying to kill some time, and the childhood jingle about defacation came up--I am sure you all remember "When you're driving in your Chevy and you feel something heavy....diarrhea! diarrhea!. Well, we came up with a few variations of our own, and were curious what else people could come up with. Here is a sampling to get your "creative juices flowing" (hopefully not in your pants):

*When you're walking to the crag, and your undies start to sag, diarrhea! Diarrhea!

*When you're climbing at the Lode, and your ass starts to explode, diarrhea! Diarrhea!

Let the fun begin!

Post by **dmw** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:07 pm

Jules, I am speechless. How about this one:

"When your leg is behind the rope, and your ass plans a revolt - DIARRHEA!"

or maybe even:

"When you eat too much at Mark's and your ass begins to bark - DIARRHEA!"

HA HA

Post by **ReachHigh** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:34 pm

When your about to clip and you feel something drip - DIARRHEA

Post by **Meadows** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:44 pm

Kenny and Jules ... they're so perfect for each other.

Post by **pigsteak** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:55 pm

when starting to sketch, what is that wicked wretch....diarrhea

Post by **alien2** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:42 pm

When your straining to put on your shoe
And your pants fill with goo
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Post by **ReachHigh** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:56 pm

When you start to elvis and you feel something in your pelvis - Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Post by **allah** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:02 pm

Heh Heh, nice work guys

and yeah, I guess kenny and i are perfect for each other

When you're trying to push a bolt and you feel a gassy jolt--Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Post by **Alan Evil** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:58 pm

When you're throwing for the lip and you feel a strong drip

Post by **anticlmber** » Sun May 28, 2006 6:19 pm

when you get onto this fourm and you feel something warm. Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When your humping someones mom and then she drops a bomb. Diarrhea, Diarrhea