Solution to overcrowding and access issues...

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Power2U
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Solution to overcrowding and access issues...

Post by Power2U »

Finally I've got it. After a recent day at the cliff and having to listen to the below mentioned argument in conjunction with the comments on Cut Throat I've come up with a solution, and decided to share it with you all. (Apologizing in advance from my crothity bitterness... maybe PigSteak is right, I'm getting old :wink: )

Next time you're at the cliff and some climber from out of state stays that the Red is just boring mindless jug hauls just calmly respond as follows...

"You're right, go home and tell all your friends."

Don't get upset, don't defend the area. This way the word will get out how bad this place is and then we'll have less people, less problems with access, and maybe some areas will open back up. Land owner tensions will be aleviated b/c less ungrateful out of state wankers will be here disrespecting the rock and land. Who knows maybe Miguel's will even return to a decent place to hang out after a day of climbing :?:

Sometimes change sucks.
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SikMonkey
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Post by SikMonkey »

....fuck 'em and feed 'em fishheads..... or just throw gasoline on them and set 'em ablaze... A group of really hot foreign chicks just walked by....I ain't got time for this. I'm drunk.

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rhunt
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Post by rhunt »

After we get the MPRP paid off, I say we tell everyone the oil company bought it and its closed. Or we tell everyone all the bolts at the RRG are really loose and bad...all the routes are death routes. :mrgreen:
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ReachHigh
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Post by ReachHigh »

The newly bolted areas are nothing but chossy death routes.



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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

rhunt wrote:After we get the MPRP paid off, I say we tell everyone the oil company bought it and its closed. Or we tell everyone all the bolts at the RRG are really loose and bad...all the routes are death routes. :mrgreen:
I think that attempt was made elsewhere and didn't work. :wink:
michaelzr2
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Post by michaelzr2 »

You should tell the out of state people you meet, "Welcome to Kentucky, now go back to where you came from."
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Post by tomdarch »

michaelzr2 wrote:You should tell the out of state people you meet, "Welcome to Kentucky, now go back to where you came from."
I think that "yer gunna squeal like a pig" references might be more effective. (Yeah, I know that that's West Virginia, but for non-Southerners, it's close enough to be scary...)
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

again ... another "solution" attempted and failed. You do that, not only do they visit, they move here.
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

or like you, thay move here, move away, mover here again, move away...
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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Post by michaelzr2 »

"You've got a purdy mouth boy" will get the job done too. Better yet, you could bring a friend that plays the banjo to the crag with you.
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