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SCIN
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Bolt jobs

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All this talk of bolt jobs cracks me up. I heard that certain bolters love to find faults in other people's bolt jobs. What kind of pussies are these people? Do they not understand that the BEST lines in the Red are Porter lines that were put up with angle iron hangers and have some of the most fucked up placements? Man, this sport climbing shit is getting out of hand if every bolt has to be in the perfect placement and there cannot be any groundfall potential whatsoever. Talk about fucking gay. These bolters need to just stop putting up routes if they can't accept a bit of imperfection in the bolt jobs of others. Go bowling and quit rock climbing if you're calculating the groundfall potential with each clip you make. Read Arno's book if that's what it takes. You obviously have a problem with being a scared cuntbag and rock climbing isn't for you.
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You tell 'em. Take that stick clip and cram it in your....
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Post by allah »

my routes are the best in the red now SCIN i thought you have realized that now :mrgreen:
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Post by SCIN »

Yea, they are Allah. And just like Porter's the clips are fucked up. Clipping that one bolt on Dracula is the damn crux of the route and it's run out as shit to the anchors! I fucking love it!
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Post by allah »

Yea i hvae a good time watching people get on that route LOL
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I have a good story about that bolt, you know the huge scare right below it, I ripped a huge block off there. if it would have been safe left there i wouldnt have pulled it off. when it hit the ground a huge mushroom cloud appeard and blinded me for a few min. dust everywhere. If that block could have stay it would have made the route mid 12 i think. but boy did i have a blast drilling that route it was tons of fun

oh how i wish i had my drill back
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Post by SCIN »

yea, I heard something about that. That route is bad ass. I keep trying to make that clip but always end up grabbing the draw. It cracks me up.
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Post by allah »

Thats funny, you going to be out there Sunday? i need to find somone to go out there with
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I think we're heading out there tomorrow man.
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Post by pigsteak »

you both are pussies. that clip is easiest in your freakin bunny slippers, you two chuffers...go get on some real climbs bolted by the maestro...they will be slabs, of course 8)

back to the rant though....sport climbs are becoming like sterilized indoor climbing....folks whine with every bit of spice.
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