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ReachHigh
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Don McGlone

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Don McGlone never takes.

Don McGlone once took a fall, not because the route was too hard but it was to squash a gumby below.

There are no first accents; Don McGlone has already done it all.

Calling him the Climbing corpse is funny because he cannot be killed.

Don doesn't need grades, grades need Don.

Don doesn't get pumped; he just messes with the rocks mind.

Don sweats chalk.

That isn't a rope hanging from don's waist.


Don doesn't lower or repel, he just jumps off.


Don sets gear to protect the route from falling.

Don once lead roadside attraction on 5 minutes, while not that impressive he did it while hauling a keg of beer and his girl on his back.

Chuck Noris would spot for Don but Don never falls.
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Post by overhung »

Don does not sketch on routes; routes shit their pants when he comes near.
I've had just about enough of this shit.
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Post by ynot »

Don sits around the campfire in his shorts and roasts a wiener.
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Post by meetVA »

Once there was a tree that was imposing on one of Don routes and so rather than cutting it down he climbed the route jumped and pummelled it with his ass!
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Post by overhung »

Don McGlone pisses Woodford Reserve, and craps where ever he feels like it. Ask him about the hanging belayin the Tetons.
I've had just about enough of this shit.
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Post by john e aragon »

If Don McGlone gives a route an R rating and you plan on tiring it you better makes sure all your affairs are in order and your will is up to date.
because i can
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Post by young'n climber »

Super man wears DonMcGlone pajamas to bed.
Alan Evil is a whiney fucking bitch.
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overhung
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Post by overhung »

john e aragon wrote:If Don McGlone gives a route an R rating and you plan on tiring it you better makes sure all your affairs are in order and your will is up to date.
"tiring" it? What the fuck does that mean? Don McGlone don't not get "tired." Don McGlone'll slap a #4 up side your head...son.
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Post by Alan Evil »

Don McGlone's got the power of an upright in his goddamned hand.
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Post by ReachHigh »

To Don McGlone there are no X rated routes, Only a smaller rack.
"there's a line between self improvement and self involvement"
"Dogs are nature's pooper scoopers ."
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