A young brunette went into a doctor's office and reported that it hurt whenever she touched her body.
"Impossible", said the doctor. "Show me what you mean".
So she took her fingers, pushed on her elbow and screamed in agony. Then she pushed on her knee and screamed. She pushed on her ankle and screamed. And so it went every time she touched herself it made her scream.
The doctor asked, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
"No, I'm actually a blonde", she replied.
"I thought so", said the doctor. "Your finger is broken."
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