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Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:21 pm**

Best told at a break in a serious conversation:

At the daily intelligence briefing Bush was told, "Sir, yesterday three Brazillian soldiers were killed."

Bush exclaimed, "Oh my God!" and put his head in his hands.

There was a stunned silence in the room. Usually when told of the deaths of soldiers he would not react at all, much less show such strong emotion.

After a moment Bush lifted his head and asked, "Uh, exactly how many is a brazillian?"

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:07 pm**

love the bumper sticker "George W Bush....making enemies faster than we can kill them."

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:49 pm**

pigsteak wrote:love the bumper sticker "George W Bush....making enemies faster than we can kill them."

Hey, thats my car!

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:53 pm**

lol...thanks for the laughs!!!

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:51 pm**

Thats pretty funny. Oddly enough, someone told that one at Miguel's this weekend.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:52 pm**

Somebody recently asked Bush what he thought of the Roe vs. Wade decision, to which he replied: "I don't really care how those folks get out of New Orleans, they just need to get out!"

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:56 pm**

that is frickin hilarious!!!!

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:55 pm**

the best Bush joke is that he ran against al gore and john kerry and he is the president- in both cases America had to decide if it was better to wipe your ass with poison ivy or poison oak