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OK, I'll be the first to admit I don't understand a lot of things, many of which involve females but I think I'm losing what little I thought I had.

http://www.redriverclimbing.com/viewtopic.php?t=5806

First we have Meadows apparently proud of the fact that she doesn't know what a handjam is. I don't understand how limiting your experience and essentially negating what I consider the funnest part of chuffing is something to be proud of. Personally, I think I'm better off knowing how to use a cordalette.

/sport chuffer DAB!!!!!

http://www.redriverclimbing.com/viewtopic.php?t=5698

Then we have Virgil apparently proud of the fact that she's a native buckeye. I mean it's enough that we have to put up with her arrogance about this on a daily basis now that she's infiltrated god's country, but I mean damn. The gunslinger is ashamed that he's close to OH and apparently she considers that a blessing? WTF?

What's the difference between a yankee and a damn yankee?
Yankees eventually go home.

/shaking my head with confusion

With the exception of Dayton, Cleveland, and Toledo, what's wrong with Ohio?

charlie, charlie, charlie.
honey child.

it's okay. your work day is almost over. i know it is hard for you to bow down to my AWESOME BUCKEYE FRISBEE-THROWING POWER.

i could hear the shock in your voice that *gasp!* a girl could throw a frisbee.
it must be hard to have the foundations of your uber-backward-hoptown-world-orientation jostled.

i have faith you'll turn out okay in the end.
what with the recent buckeye invasion to god's land, the natives will soon be overwhelmed and then everything will really make sense.

Yeah, charlie, better off knowing how to use a corda-whatever for what? Wake up, tard climber and recognize the new century - it's not about how big your gear is and how big your balls are to carry it up the hill, but how good you look doing it. Sport is where it's at, man. Are you going to get ripped abs and bulging biceps from a 5.7 pile of choss that you call a crack climb? No.

I suggest your sell your gear and cash in for Prana's 2005 Fall Season cropped pants and sophia sport tops. If you want to fit in with the new generation, you better look the part and get your push-the-bush technique up to par. Otherwise, there's no room at Miguel's for your kind.

Meadows, you mean other than the whole state's filled with buckeyes?

Virgil, frisbee skillz aside, why you gotta hate on the gunslinger just cause now that you're surrounded by gods you are forced to come to terms with the festering insecurity that comes from a northerly upbringing?

there was no hate on the gunslnga. i was just trying to help him see the light of the goodness he voluntarily chose to move closer to.

where's your anger coming from? do you need to sit on my couch and talk a while? i can make a pot of chammomile tea and we can communicate.

Meadows, my ripped abs come from hauling a pack that weighs more than 15 pounds and hanging with fly trad hunnies that don't break after 15 minutes in the sack. ...and Miguels', whatever. That place is so early 90's.

Virg, don't distract me with that nancy pants tea crap. My anger can be cured, but only by the souf's choicest, most bestest nectar......

Since I have been mentioned several times now, I'll make a statement.
I am the anti-Ohion/Ohioan/Ohien, Whatever, for soooo long I have told people
I'm from there, I don't even realise it as the lie that it is. I now want to thank
MeetVa for setting me free from over 14 years of bondage under that devil of a lie . I feel spiritually uplifted and fell like singing out to the world"I'm free Lord, I'm free."
Actually I am a proud Kentuckian, but I climb more in Ohio so go figure......
It does feel cool that more than 2 people know who I am though

charlie wrote:Meadows, my ripped abs come from hauling a pack that weighs more than 15 pounds and hanging with fly trad hunnies that don't break after 15 minutes in the sack.

Trad climbers are definitely better in the sack. More creative. 8)

A bit of aroma therapy should fix him right up Va.