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to all the feebs, dweebs, and guys in tweed, i offer my deepest heartfelt aplogies for the following crimes commited while i was around. first i am sorry for loosening bolts, breaking holds, core shoting ropes, kicking dogs and children while simultaniously crapping on verses of the holy koran and the bible. I am also sorry for stampeding the women folk and raping the cattle. i am really sorry for crapping on the trails and not burying it so that all of your dogs would eat it and then lick your face so you would be shit-faced. all those times i got drunk and beligerant..... not sorry, i dont remember what i did. Hope i was good. im sorry for scratching my bits and pieces before belaying with your rope/spotting you, i hope the rashes clear up. all the folks whose food i spit in at all the fine dining establishments in the area as well for peeing in the coffee urns, sorry bout that. last but not least.... im sorry that i am so full of shit that you cant understand me when im talking right to your face in plain english. i hope you will learn not to take me as well as yourself so seriously, this life is one big joke, and your penis is such a tiny little joke. im so sorry that i am not sorry most of all. i will continue to be the worlds biggest prick, liar, theif, skank, asshole, goat raping, foul mouthed MoFo that you may ever meet. but im one of the greatest people you will ever meet. im sorry if the outer kept you from the inner.
Peace out bitches

I'm sorry you took the time to post that

me 2

i'm not.. as hard as you try, you'll never be the asshole you always try to be

and you're right about life being one big joke..

"seriousness, young man, is an accident of time." -herman hesse, steppenwolf

wont be the same without ya. see ya this winter.

It's been real yo. See ya down south this winter.

Hey man, I haven't been around for a while, are you leav'n?

You aint so bad. You just have a warped sense of humor.Well,alot more warped than the rest of us here.You still arent on par with Horatio but you'll get there.

weeksauss. everyone gone and ready for bed by 10.00.

what can be truly said?
there was never a classier dressed man than thou.
there never was quite the eloquent desparager than thou.
what'll we do without you?