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hoss
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Mail order brides

Post by hoss »

I didn't think you could actually do this but apparently its true. If you want a good laugh check out www.myforeignbride.com
Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
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Stewy911
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Post by Stewy911 »

ahhhh dude this is so for me!!! SWEET!!!
Who Me? I gotta hitch hike god damn 18 miles to get a god damn beer......that's bullshit.
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michaelzr2
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Post by michaelzr2 »

Thats is hillarious. It reminds me of the time on Viva La Bam when they ordered a russian bride for Rab.
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Try seeing Birthday Girl. Mail order brides might not look so appealing.
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Steve
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Post by Steve »

I had a co-worker who 'ordered' a Russian mail order bride. At the time we had a native Russian photographer so this guy was always buggin' him to translate literature and correspondence. So when he finally got his bride he brought her to work and then the comapny Christmas party to show her off. It was a scream.
I see they are still lopping off mountains in Eastern Kentucky. Electricity isn't cheap.
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

and..was she hot?
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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diggum
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Post by diggum »

thank you piggie.
you can't just leave us hangin like that!
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kentuckysarah
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Post by kentuckysarah »

In highschool I worked at a dry cleaners and we had a regular customer whom my boss knew went to Russia very often to get the young girls that were sold as mail order brides and bring them back here to their husbands/owners.
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

Hmmmm with a bit of photoshop editing, maybe I could sell off Mrs. Ynot.....
Problems all solved.
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Steve
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Post by Steve »

pigsteak wrote:and..was she hot?
This was like seven years ago so my memory is a little foggy. But yeah she seemed attractive. She had big blonde hair and a big smile, wore a bright red dress. Her and Igor talked to each other in Russian....who knows what they were saying about her new 'husband'.

On a related note I had a buddy go to the Ukraine a couple of years ago to meet an internet pen pal of sorts. He made it back alone, although he could have had some company. The stories he told....

All this talk of mail order brides and whatnot, I sure am glad I met my wife in a climbing gym.
I see they are still lopping off mountains in Eastern Kentucky. Electricity isn't cheap.
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