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The strangest thing happened to me last night. During my run, I was at a stop light waiting to cross the street. A beat up white van turned onto the street and some old redneck lady yelled at me "Put your shirt on!".

I finished my run, thinking the whole time about why a woman yelled at me to put my shirt on. Any ideas from anyone? If it was some stuck up upper class woman worried about my bare and tattooed torsoe then I could maybe understand it. But it was a toothless old redneck lady...probably in her late 30s or early 40s.

?????

Do you have humongous man-boobs?

Are you saying she thought I was a woman without a shirt on?

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I talked to her and she had been drinking VO and Ale8 for days. It was her feeble attempt to reconnect with her lost youth...When she woke up she said she was sorry.

I cannot imagine why on earth that woman would want you to put your shirt on. No clue. She must prefer toothless women.

I've heard it before. She is somebody who is easily shocked by sex or nudity and who pays a great deal of attention to proper social behavior (prude).

She was probably drunk and lonely and randomly yelling at people in a futile attempt to connect.

My guess is she was a very fundamentalist Christian, maybe even attends one of those Southern Baptist, "viper-handling" churches. Your exposed, glistening torso was probably causing her to sin, take it as a compliment.

Ray, just face it, old toothless conservative women just aren't attracted to you. In fact, it sounds as if she was repulsed by your nudity.

Maybe you should run through neighborhoods frequented by middle aged single women. Or single mothers...they'd love to see you shirtless I'm sure.