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Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:15 pm**

I've heard some pretty dang funny excuses by people as to why they didn't onsight or send a route. What are some of the best ones you've heard?

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:17 pm**

"There was a gosh damn jumper up there man" referring to spiders!

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:18 pm**

"I have pernicious anemia." - my reason for taking so damn long to send Stay.

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:18 pm**

Not too funny but I hear this from everyone all the time:

"My foot slipped! I sooo had that but my foot slipped!"

Well, you didn't really "had" that, did you?

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:33 pm**

"My mind ain't right, my mind just ain't right boys!"... anonymous

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:38 pm**

Spragwa and a Eight legged friend also know as a spider!

Need I say more

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:39 pm**

the draws were weighed me down

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:44 pm**

Horatio Felacio wrote:the draws were weighed me down

Meadows! That's you girl!

I think you're going to win the excuse award!

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:18 pm**

Im too fat gotta loose 5 pounds now, (then go off and ttake a huge shit)

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:35 pm**

Climber gets lowered from a #2 cam in the middle of a trad route, turns to me and says:

"That #2 cam up there is BOMBER. If I was your weight, I would have finished that, no problem."

What?! I'm supposed to have a better lead head since I weigh less?!?

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Excuses, excuses, excuses...

Excuses, excuses, excuses...