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Celebrity Death Match
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:36 am
by meetVA
Who'd win and why
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:10 am
by Paul3eb
pigsteak because alan evil would freak out and explode.. or they'd have it on some desert tower and alan evil, being consumed by rage and blood lust, would lurch toward pigsteak.. and pigsteak would calmly, quietly step to his right and watch alan cartwheel to the valley floor.
..not that i've imagined this or anything..
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:15 am
by dipsi
Alan....'cause he's my rope gun! Duh!
Well, okay, everyone is my rope gun, but that's a technicality we won't mention!
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:21 am
by Spragwa
Pigsteak. I agree with Paul. Pigsteak would verbally egg Alan on until Alan lost all composure and beat himself to death.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:07 am
by young'n climber
me, cause im the shit
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:40 am
by spuzo
and clever to
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:22 am
by meetVA
young'n you have to be 18 before you can become a celebrity.
see i was thinking that since piggie moved to lex he's lost a little of his edge. it's like he's out climbing more or something. maybe he's learning some southern hospitality. i guess i'll have to think about it some more before consigning the air to the smell of bacon.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:45 pm
by Meadows
Hands down, Pigsteak because he would use a tactic I remember using in basketball - where you would "fake out" your opponent. Pigsteak will say he's "retiring" from the game, AE would back down and [wham!] Pigsteak returns with a strike.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:43 pm
by Alan Evil
But...
I'm a ninja! SEE? I'm a ninja and I'd... do a ninja move!
Yeah! That'd be sweet.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:34 pm
by pigsteak
I'd get my ass kicked, pure and simple. I've met the 'roid rager, and I ain't no match.
VA, I am ashamed of your new assessment of my bantering skills. Fer awhile, climbing truly was keeping me sane. Now, the wife insisted I get a job, and I'll be coming back with more anger, venom and incoherence than ever. Sorry I have been disappointing.