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Toothless and loving it
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:33 pm
by mikeandbob
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:52 pm
by diggum
Oh what a great thing to be famous for "highest rate of toothlessness in America"
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:57 pm
by Sco Bro
Great so now KY is:
2nd in tooth loss;
2nd in cancer;
5th in heart disease;
7th in obesity.
I'm surprised that I can find the strength to get out of bed in the morning. I think I'll supersize that Big Mac Meal tonight.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:20 pm
by dipsi
My daughter's first husband was from Campton. Her maid of honor asked my son if he felt out of place at the wedding. He replied, "Of course I do; I have teeth!"
Okay that was mean, but funny as hell at the time!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:58 pm
by J-Rock
Maybe toothpaste was invented in Kentucky, otherwise wouldn't it have been called "teethpaste"?
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:22 pm
by mikeandbob
very good observation J-Rock
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:59 pm
by Ultra
what do you get when you have 32 people from Powell county in the same room?
a full set of teeth!!!
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:04 am
by dipsi
How do you compliment a girl from Kentucky?
"Nice tooth!"
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:05 pm
by dhoyne
J-Rock wrote:Maybe toothpaste was invented in Kentucky, otherwise wouldn't it have been called "teethpaste"?
You've been hanging around Dave Tynan too long. 8)