Damned Nibbler

Post by **overhung** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:42 pm

Just got a new rabbit for a pet. The kids demanded it. Did you know that a rabbit must constantly chew on shit in order to file down his fucking teeth? It's true! It appears that our rabbit has an affinity for Edelweiss 10.5mm Dry Treated ropes. That fucker is stew.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:11 am

Mmmmmmmm, rabbit stew. Make the kids work to buy you a new rope.

Post by **Ultra** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:26 am

Mammas' Rabbit dinner

First cut the rabbit up like a chicken,

Then cook the rabbit in a frying pan like a chicken,

Lightly breaded with corn flour,

Then after rabbit is cooked,

Throw the rabbit to the dogs.

Save the drippin's

Make rabbit gravy.

Nowe that is the best part of the rabbit

Post by **ynot** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:10 am

It's criminal to make gravy without real biscuits.

Post by **ReachHigh** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:41 am

All varments require constant nawing to keep there teeth trimmed. rats are the biggest offender of this.

Its been more then tweenty years since, but there was a time where my fathers ablity to bring home dead things keep us feed.

Post by **busty** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:29 am

Beatrix Potter would not like this thread. Poor little Peter Rabbit.

Post by **tomdarch** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:50 am

What was that website? Save some-body-or-other? Some guy had photos of a cute little rabbit and was threatening to kill it if people didn't cough up some cash. (Hey, it worked for that televangelist!)

I think that something was missed in all the hubub over the site - rabbits are yummy! If you go to Siurana, the little restaurant in town has a good grilled rabbit on the menu! And the next time you're in France, you may not want to look in the window of the butcher shops - they often have rabbits hanging by hooks from their heels. This would all be terrible and cruel - if they didn't taste so damn good!

Post by **Spragwa** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:10 am

I'm not a fan of the rabbit as vittles. Too greasy. But I never had them breaded and fried, just fried.

Post by **Meadows** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:43 pm

Overhung, when my uncles bludgeoned my pet rabbit, Gracie, to death for dinner, I was traumatized for many years. The cost of therapy for your children will cost way more than that rope.

Post by **ReachHigh** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:45 pm

Can you make a belay device out of a rabbit skull?