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Because of the "Eewwwww" thread, the real question
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:50 am
by young'n climber
What is your preference.
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:49 am
by usccabum1985
sick fuck
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:49 pm
by kneebar
Fluff and burn........
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:52 pm
by J-Rock
J.J. the shit putter has an interesting method that I call the shit put. It has something to do with shitting on a rock and then shit putting it off in the distance. I'm not so sure about the details since I've never actually watched him shit put, but I've heard the shit rock being thrown.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:07 am
by Spragwa
Hmm. Sounds like a great way to attract dogs...ewww.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:02 pm
by tomdarch
Spragwa wrote:Hmm. Sounds like a great way to attract dogs...ewww.
Ahhhh, dogs... From the dog's mind: "snif, snif ... ooooohhhh! Shit! [chomp, chomp] Yummm! [ears perk up] Oh, my people are up there [run, run] Look! It's my person! I'm excited because I ate yummy stuff! [lick face and lips of owner] Person! I loooooooveeee you!"
But specifically dealing with the issue of the poll - doesn't folding give you less 'volume' with which to wipe? That's why I always scrunch.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:59 pm
by kneebar
Folding is far too....................ANAL......
...........sorry
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:21 am
by young'n climber
Cmon, nobody has an "other" method. LETS HEAR THEM.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:37 pm
by Christian
"Other":a bowl of water and your left hand.
bananna peels
Mayapple leaves
a hose
a pinecone
underwear
somebody else's sock