..just wanted to see how many people would push the shiny little red button. or grab the plate and scream after the waiter says, "careful, the plate is really hot!"
and great loves will one day have to part -smashing pumpkins
Hey, I was just joking with Paul for being the sick and twisted waiter that intentionally lures innocent customers into getting burned. But you're probably right in any case.
tomdarch wrote:"the bright, shiny, RED history eraser button...."
I thought that was the ON button on the TV remote.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
Before I became a suit I was a cook. If a waiter really pissed me off I would put the plate in the oven or on the grill and then place it in the window for pickup. It was instant karma for the smartass waiter. And ,of course, I am now very .very sorry that I did that.
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
