I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
Wes wrote:Do I get to spank you? I mean, you let me spank you anyway, but how about for this special day?
Happy birthday, be sure to drink a lot, it helps ease the pain of growing old.
Wes
wes, i told you! not in public and only if i get to videotape!
his age may be increasing but i think his youth is winning over.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
"Hookers and drugs man. Money can't buy happiness but it's really hard not to smile when you're in a cheap hotel room surrounded by hookers and drugs." ~ Charlie