Favorite Pickup Lines... I'm bored
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:17 pm
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?
I thought you knew!
I thought you knew!
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:21 pm
hurry before my wife gets back!
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:43 pm
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.... um, to the party... in my pants....
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:48 pm
Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Lets go.
damn I knew most of this without looking it up, I am a loser.
Brick Tamland: Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Lets go.
damn I knew most of this without looking it up, I am a loser.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:48 pm
I've got a nice rack! 
Cams that is 
Cams that is Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:42 pm
nice pants, wanna fuck
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 7:47 pm
Hey baby, how about a threesome? Me, you and some of this PORK!
So...what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Mj
So...what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Mj
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 8:21 pm
1 Nice legs...what time do they open?
2 You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
3 I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
4 Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
5 I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
6 If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
7 (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
8 You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
9 F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
10 (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
2 You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
3 I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
4 Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
5 I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
6 If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
7 (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
8 You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
9 F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
10 (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 1:48 am
One time a guy stopped me and looked at the tag on the back of my shirt. I asked "what the hell are you doing?" He said "just checking to see if you were made in heaven."
Boy did he call that wrong
Boy did he call that wrong
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 12:26 pm
You boys are nasty! You all need spankins.