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SCIN
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Post by SCIN »

Man, these are some of the funniest damn comments I've seen in a route description yet!

http://www.redriverclimbing.com/RRCGuid ... hp?id=1271
Yo Ray jack dynomite! Listen to my beat box! Bew ch ch pff BEW ch ch pfff! Sweet!

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Post by J-Rock »

That's some funny shit. J.J. and I put anchors on that climb and gave it a try last winter. It does have a really cool Africa looking feature about 1/3 of the way up. There was a V4/5 boulder problem right off the ground and the rest of the route felt like about 5.11d/12a until we got to the last 10 feet. We were both shut down at that point. So close, but neither one of us were able to do the final moves under the anchor and we decided to come back to it sometime when we were stronger, but we found other cool climbs instead and we haven't been on it since. With some wire brushing it might be doable.
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Post by Spragwa »

My beau is a social reject.
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

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SCIN
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Post by SCIN »

Man, I swear to god. I laughed harder than I did since I watched The Ali G Show when I read those comments. I had freakin' tears in my eyes! That is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.
Yo Ray jack dynomite! Listen to my beat box! Bew ch ch pff BEW ch ch pfff! Sweet!

-Horatio
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Post by marathonmedic »

The saddest part is that so many people are going to read that. If they just use the online guide and don't read the rest of this drivel they will actually think he's being serious. I mean, sure he can be serious about being a "social reject" but I don't think that really counts here.
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Post by strum »

that.. is ... great....

only Ho...
4679 posts sine my last visit... I've been skiing too much
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Post by diggum »

:lol:

Nice one Ho.
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Post by charlie »

marathonmedic wrote:teh saddest part is that so many people are going to read that. If they just use teh online guide and don't read teh rest of this drivel they will actually think he's being serious. I mean, sure he can be serious about being a "social reject" but I don't think that really counts here.
Damn dude, you may just need to straighten up and get that wad out of your panties.
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

i was serious
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
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Post by marathonmedic »

I wasn't.
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