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Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

man, women really got screwed by that bitch. she just had to have some fresh fruit, didn't she?

check this story out from npr. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... Id=4630848

i was cringing the whole time.. and i'm usually pretty good with that stuff. climbing with women has taught me to always keep tampons handy. this story proves that women really did get the short end of the stick (sorry, i can't help myself sometimes)
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diggum
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Post by diggum »

hey paul...any idea what a 4th degree episiotomy is? how about a mucus plug?

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Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

well i know about mucus plugs.. but i had no idea about episiotomoies.. jesus
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meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

it can be quite barbaric how "modern medicine" treats the act of childbirth.

one friend of mine was told she couldn't have food or anything other than ice shavings during labor, not for any medical reason but more so that if the childbirth is long the doc wouldn't have to deal with any "messes". i don't know about you but if i'm working hard for say, 12+ hours, i need a little food to keep me going.
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Paul3eb
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Post by Paul3eb »

story from a guy at work:

his wife was in labor for a while and she was pushing really hard. at one point, she pushed really hard and felt something crest. "is that the head?" she asked the doctor.

"no, but you just have birth to a beautiful pair of hemroids."
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powen01
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Post by powen01 »

Thanks for freshening up my day guys. I think I'm going to stop eating forever. I'll also do my best to not knock up any women. Ow.

By the way, did that link to the audio remind anyone of a SNL bit about public radio shows?
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Post by marathonmedic »

diggum wrote:hey paul...any idea what a 4th degree episiotomy is? how about a mucus plug?

sometimes it's better that our weaker sex stay in the dark.
*jumping up and down* I do! I do! I do!

Sorry, finals are starting to get to me. (That one was Monday.) I'll try to keep it under control. I'm heading down this weekend when they're over but the partner situation is still a little dicey.
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diggum
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Post by diggum »

i was in active labor for 26 hours. in the hospital for 3 days before that. they didn't allow me any food the entire time. only liquids & ice chips during active labor. needless to say, i had my husband sneaking in food under his jacket.

buncha a-holes.
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Post by marathonmedic »

(repeated)
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dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

Just for the record, everything else was hurting so much (pre-Lamaze) that I didn't feel the episiotomy.

Soooooooo, Paul add a broken tailbone x3 to your mix of joys of childbirth.

Truly it is all worth it!
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