poop

Post by **allah** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:12 am

I am typing and pooping at the same time. Do any of you do this too? do you ever talk to people on the cell phone willing pooping? if so do you let the person know that you are pooping? Do you get injoyment out of talking to someone while pooping? What about starting up a conversation with someone while peeing at the yernal? it is always quit intriging about peoples views on these sorts of things. oh one more thing, do you answer the phone while having sex? is that frowned apon? TO me it seems girls dont like that, I have had my penis bit because of this action.

Post by KD » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:31 am

You are one sick dude

I saw an outhouse in the country once that had two poop holes. Perhaps it was for the purpose you have described. I guess you could put a leg in each hole and shit your pants too.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:43 am

I am pooping right now!

Post by **ReachHigh** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:57 am

Thats what I got a laptop for. posting on the pooper.

Post by **busty** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:05 pm

Amazing what freedem you have with wireless internet and laptops.

Post by **diggum** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:43 pm

This is what they mean when they say "too much information".

Post by KD » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:48 pm

I was in DC a few weeks back and was at Reagan Center when suddenly ... had to poop. I got into a conversation with the fellow in the stall next to me about how fiber makes things ...um easier. It was none other than Dick Cheney! He's a pretty nice guy to poop next to. I wouldn't vote for him but he is a good poop neighbor.

Post by KD » Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:05 pm

Do you know why turds are tapered? It keeps your ass from slamming shut.

Post by **longlegsrule** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:46 pm

Post by **meetVA** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:51 pm

Allah! Drunk posting on a Sunday night?
The real question is, can you post, poop, rub your head and pat your belly all at the same time?