screw google, its all about gizoogle

Post by **merrick** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:42 pm

Bored,

try searching the web with this

http://www.gizoogle.com/

its the shizznit.

Post by **Spray Lord** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:50 pm

Merrick, That's Great! In fact, when I gigoogled Merrick Schaefer, I got the following:

Merrick's Climb'n Pictures Index
Doggy Stylin' photos friznom Merrick Gangsta climb'n adventures around tha world . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. ... Merrick's Climb'n Pictures n' shit. 2004 hittin that booty. Hueco Tanks, TX 1/18/04 - 3/04/04. 2003 ...

Good shit!

Post by **pigsteak** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:16 pm

what is shizznit? same as good shit?

Post by **longlegsrule** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:18 pm

piggy you're showing your age...

Post by **merrick** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:19 pm

you not dizown with biznass in this here hizouss

fo sheezee

Post by **longlegsrule** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:20 pm

that just made me miss someone...wow...

Post by **pigsteak** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:21 pm

I am..last I knew that was snoop dogg (two g's please) language, but he is soooo old school now...so is it?

Post by **merrick** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:23 pm

Mr. Garrison: Chef, what did you do when white people stole your culture?

Chef: Oh. Well, we black people just always tried to stay out in front of them.

Mr. Slave: [straightens up] How did you do that?

Chef: Well, like with our slang. Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."

Mr. Garrison: [slumps forward] We don't have time for all that, Chef! Oh, if only those Queer Eye For the Straight Guy people understood what they were doing. [thinks] Wait. [rises] That's it! I know exactly what to do! [yanks on Mr. Slave's leash] Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop. [exits the front door with Mr. Slavee]

Chef: Oh no! Damnit! Don't call it that! [the door closes]

Post by **longlegsrule** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:25 pm

where did that come from?!?!

Post by **pigsteak** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:29 pm

where did that come from? the chef is so right...I've never met you merrick. are you black? man, living in the midwest, we miss out on all the latest bastardizations of language...I'm moving east coast, like all the way to lexington or something...