urethra split

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:02 am

does your dick hole ever stick together when you pee so you get two streams going? one usually sprays everywhere except the toiliet.

Post by **ynot** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:27 am

split stream. comes with aging. yer an old fart! messes up perfectly good shower curtains don't it?

Post by **overhung** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:50 am

it's not age. that's been happening to me every now and then since I was a kid. what's really wild is the inscrutable tri-spray.

Post by **ynot** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:06 am

I heard that doctors can fix it,but do you want them anywhere near your pecker with a scalpel? shudder*

Post by **Saxman** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:44 am

Easy to fix. Just disinfect a razor blade and cut a little of the skin above and below the meatus. Fix er right up. Have fun playing surgeon.

Post by **SCIN** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:21 am

After sex sometimes.

Post by **marathonmedic** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:25 am

They use [Austin Powers quotes] lazers [/quotes] now. I saw something in a journal once about a guy who had the tristream thing going but his would rotate and spiral round and round again. I think it had something to do with the ballbearings he put up there. Anybody else get that to work?

Post by **J-Rock** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:33 am

Yeah, that really sucks when you piss all over the floor and yourself.

Post by **Danny** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:38 am

When I was about 8 years old a friend was taking a piss against a wall and told me to come check out his streams. He had two holes in his penis. I guess I thought it was fairly normal since I don't remember thinking too much about it. I was probably at least slightly impressed though since I still remember. He was a black kid. Maybe I just thought black people had two holes.

Post by **J-Rock** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:00 am

I had a nightmare once that some wild and crazy animal had bitten my pissing apparatus and when I urinated it came out of the side and it squirted all over the place. I tried to poke the hole (where it was injured) and pinch it closed, but it just made a bigger mess. I was relieved to finally wake up and realize that it was only a dream and it didn't really happen.