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Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:00 pm**

After sending Mercy the Huff as though he were tiptoeing through the tulips in the city park, and proving that he’s more motivated and inspiring that Jack LaLanne, I decided to start the official Wes Allen fan club. This is a great opportunity that you don’t want to miss!

As a Wes Allen fan club member you will receive the following with your annual $50.00 membership fee:

Official Wes Allen fan club t-shirt that reads “I Love Wes!”

Official Wes Allen bracelet that proclaims your love for Wes and climbing

Monthly Wes Allen fan club newsletter

One free day of climbing with Wes and discounted rates for additional climbing days.

Wait! That’s not all, folks! The first 20 people to act on this outstanding offer will also receive an autographed rare, unseen photo of Wes climbing topless. Don’t pass this up! Paypal payments only. Thank you.

-Stephanie Meadows, President of Official Wes Allen fan club

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:09 pm**

Why the laughing emoticons? I find those totally inappropriate.

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:11 pm**

They're bullet points. Sorry to offend you

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:15 pm**

can i get four?

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:16 pm**

If you aren't going to take your position as President seriously, Meadows, perhaps you should step down.

I see the Cat in the Hat doing the infommercial...what do you think?

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:17 pm**

Having met wes only once briefly it was an incredibly inspiring moment that I will never forget. Do you have any membership forms to send in?

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:24 pm**

can I get Wes to climb topless at my birthday party if I am a member?

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:26 pm**

Wes and his posse should be banned from the Red. His training and dedication is making the rest of us look lazy and unmotivated. I am protesting Wes and his sheeple from this day forward. Am I going at this alone ? Take a stand people ! You don't want the word getting out that you can progress as much in a year as most people do in 5. I'm not going to take it ......

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:29 pm**

diggum wrote:If you aren't going to take your position as President seriously, Meadows, perhaps you should step down.

I see the Cat in the Hat doing the infommercial...what do you think?

If you can't do your part, diggum, then you have no voice.

Posted: **Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:43 pm**

Sign me up! I'd also like to volunteer to be the Fan Club Treasurer.

Oh, could I get Senior Citizen's Discount?

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JOIN NOW! OFFICIAL WES ALLEN FAN CLUB!

JOIN NOW! OFFICIAL WES ALLEN FAN CLUB!